Болховитин Александр Павлович Just Feel Like Eating

I’m not guilty that I’m weak
To this food, no chains I seek
You won’t understand my plight
Can’t appease my appetite
I understand it all, I accept every call
What the doctor gave, I didn’t take at all
I’m just a bit weak for the scent, for the feast
I’d curse Nice itself, but my hands won’t cease


By my nature, I’m no slave!
By my essence, I am brave!
I just feel like eating
I just feel like eating
Oh, it’s so appealing
You’ll be laughing at the feeling!


Embarrassed by faces, in that cold, chilly place
I weighed near two hundred Now it’s all just a shot!
Now it’s the gym and a table that’s tiny and squat
But strange is the withers, the neck thick and wide
That’s life, a long ride Two degrees and the biz
Friends giving advice But the shot’s all there is, just excuses to give


By my nature, I’m no slave!
By my essence, I am brave!
I just feel like eating
I just feel like eating
Oh, it’s so appealing
You’ll be laughing at the feeling!


Two degrees and the biz, and there’s never a rest
It’s easier to down ten patties, that’s best
A wife and a child, and so much work to do
Uncomfortable walking, out of breath… yeah, it’s true
In the pool like a fish, but they say I can’t eat
That’s what they all tell me, my friends on repeat
And I’m not weak, and I’m not a slave! Two degrees in my head!
But words instead of deeds, almost all the time… I’d take a jar of jam spread!


I just feel like eating
I just feel like eating
Oh, it’s so appealing
You’ll be laughing at the feeling!



Американец, русский иль француз
Не делай неверный шаг, конфуз
Не гонись за едой, пожрать
Иначе украинец всем будет подпевать
Так кушать хочется
Что просто обхохочешься !!!
Не мучайте вы окружающих, живот !
Чтобы не звали вас Проглот !
Swallowed !
Avaler !
Проковтнути !


An American, a Russian, or a French, you see
Don’t take a wrong step, don’t let it be
Don’t chase the food, the frantic bite
Or else the Ukrainian will join the chorus right
I feel like eating so
You’ll laugh until you choke, you know!!!
Don’t torment those around you, gut so vast!
So they won’t call you a Gormand, aghast!
Проглот !
Swallowed!
Avaler!
Проковтнути!


Un Américain, un Russe ou un Français
Ne fais pas le mauvais pas, ne te trompes jamais
Ne cours pas après la bouffe, la bectance
Sinon l’Ukrainien entonnera la cadence
J’ai tellement faim
Que tu vas en rire, à la fin !!!
Ne torturez pas votre entourage, ce ventre !
Pour qu’on ne vous traite pas de Glouton, tiens !
Проглот !
Swallowed!
Avaler!
Проковтнути!


Американець, росіянин чи то француз
Не зроби помилковий крок, не лізь у глузд
Не женися за їдою, за пожерти
Бо українець всім підспівуватиме, повірте
Так кортить їсти
Аж хочеться реготати, клясти!!!
Не мучте ви оточення, живіт!
Щоб не звали вас
Проглот !
Swallowed!
Avaler!
Проковтнути!