Текст песни
I lift one leg up
I turn the other one right
That’s all my exercise for the night
And then I lie in bed and I wish for bread
And cheese sandwiches
But I’m not the one who says yes
I’d rather smoke all day
Than have a single bite
I’m on a diet riot
I hope you had that right?
What could you do for me?
Just make me worry more
I’ll burn my calories
Hust make me worry more,
Worry more, worry more
Be my yoga instructor
Be my muscle constructor
Be my self distractor
Be my favourite actor
Be my science tutor
Teach me how to use a computer
Be a little more brutal
You’re my absoluter
I sit around all day
I let the music play
I watch my Facebook page
Turn from green to grey
The little chat parade
A little “who is where”
And then it’s exercise
Because you’re not there
You’re not there
Be my yoga instructor
Be my muscle constructor
Be my self distractor
Be my ta ta ta ta ta
Be my science tutor
Teach me how to use a computer
Be a little more brutal
You’re my absoluter
You’re my absoluter
Your my absoluter
