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Just a simple life, in the dirt and grime
Dodging hungry crows, just passing the time
Then from the dark sky, a suit fell to the ground
A cybernetic marvel, not a single sound
From Professor Monkey-for-a-Head, a cosmic mistake
An ordinary earthworm, for goodness sake
Now I'm big and strong, a hero in a shell
Ready to fight evil, and to do it well
Psycrow, the villain, with a feathered sneer
Stole the Princess What's-Her-Name, fueling all my fear
Through junk-worlds I travel, launch a cow to space
Face Queen Slug-for-a-Butt, in this frantic race
From Bob the Killer Goldfish to Evil the Cat
I'll save the whole galaxy, and that is a fact
I'm Earthworm Jim, a hero so groovy!
In a super suit, living out a movie
With a plasma blaster, fighting for the right
Crawling through the chaos, shining in the night
I won the princess's heart, a momentary peace
But Psycrow's jealousy just would not cease
He snatched her away to a system far from here
But now I've got a sidekick, Snott is his name, my dear
A rope, a parachute, a sticky green friend
With new guns and rockets, our journey will not end
Through planetary guts as a salamander blind
My head an inflated balloon, losing my mind
Flying on a pocket rocket, a bomb in my tow
A final mad dash, gotta win the show
It's a race against Psycrow, through the final gate
To save my dear princess, can't be too late
I saved the day, the hero stands tall
But the princess, the villain, and me after all
We're only just cows, in a strange masquerade
A farm animal fantasy, a cosmic charade
