Текст песни
I waited so long, saved my cash for a phone
To capture the magic, her very first tone
Say 'daddy', say 'gaga', just give it a try!
I thought I would listen and probably cry
I dreamed of our talks—the whole point of my life
Oh, boy, was I wrong, now I’m cutting the strife
Pandora has opened her tiny sweet mouth
And now my whole world is just heading down south
Buy this! Buy that! I want horsey-neigh!
Honey, we have three hundred, okay?
Let's go right there! Let's go right here!
But there is a wall and it’s leaking, my dear
Buy this! Buy that! Right here, right there!
I’m just a slave to a two-year-old heir
Why did I teach her the word "No, you can't"?
Now I’m the target of every such chant
I go to the bathroom—she starts a report
Dad’s pooping, Mommy! Come see his new sport!
No more secrets, no silence, no peace
This verbal warfare will never just cease
I used to wonder: "Oh, when will she start?"
Now I am dreaming of drifting apart
To space, or a basement, the middle of nowhere
Where no one talks back about makeup or hair
Pandora has opened her tiny sweet mouth
And now my whole world is just heading down south
Buy this! Buy that! I want horsey-neigh!
Honey, we have three hundred, okay?
Let's go right there! Let's go right here!
But there is a wall and it’s leaking, my dear
Buy this! Buy that! Right here, right there!
I’m just a slave to a two-year-old heir
Let's go right there
No, honey, let’s just sit for a second
Horsey-neigh!
