Plamenev, Sofiko Kardava Long & Expensive!/Fast & Affordable!

We need to solve the problem somehow!
Damn fools set anti-records at home one by one.
They keep themselves from breathing right now:
A comedy which's not longer fun.

Education is what we need,
But it is long and expensive, it's
Long and expensive! Or
Execution to pull all weeds
It will be fast and affordable,
Fast and affordable! But...

The problem is somehow to be solved!
/Wastemen took control and are (a)bout to hit a new low.
We need a catastrophe to avert,
Choose one of two things we all know:

Education is what we need,
But it is long and expensive, it's
Long and expensive! Or
Execution to pull all weeds
It will be fast and affordable,
Fast and affordable. But...

You need more good tutors, it's true,
But it is long and expensive, it's
Long and expensive! Or
Million executors for you -
It will be fast and affordable,
Fast and affordable! But...

The problem is somehow to be solved... But how?
Long and expensive? Or
Fast and affordable?
Long and expensive? Or
Fast and affordable?
Cool but expensive? Or
Tough but affordable?
How?