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Good evening, gentlemen, it's time for me to introduce myself I'm a hero, but there's a caveat, the enemies have a huge chance To upset my balance a little bit, I fall into dissonance I'm dressed in the latest fashion, like blind pedestrians Instead of a mask, I have only a simple beard My raincoat is a torn sock, though it smells a little My T-shirt is torn and full of seams, and I'm wearing my family's underwear!!! Ah-ha-ha-ha!!!!
I'm a beard man, I drive all enemies crazy As soon as anyone sees me, I'm hysterical I'm not afraid of anyone, well, almost no one, but if it's serious, then almost everything My super beard never fails, it has a laser, food, and other wonders!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, Oh-oh-oh, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Failure, so what? My appearance is good for that!
If there is trouble in the city, I hasten to you gentlemen But I stumbled, fell, and tore my underpants He came running, but he was too late, and the villain did not wait But I'll catch up with him, I'll captivate him with my beard Here's a villain robbing a bank, I'm flying like a boomerang I cling to everything with my beard, I stumble in my beard Of course, I didn't have time, but the villain had already eaten With a loud shout Hands up!!!, I only cause laughter!!!
I'm a beard man, I drive all enemies crazy As soon as anyone sees me, I'm hysterical I'm not afraid of anyone, well, almost no one, but if it's serious, then almost everything My super beard never fails, it has a laser, food, and other wonders!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, Oh-oh-oh, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Failure, so what? My appearance is good for that!
I may be weird, but my image is more precious to me than anyone else After all, with such thick stubble, the world becomes a picture I may be a little clumsy, touching puddles with my beard But I'll tell you guys, you're a little bored without me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, friends, no matter what happens or happens Your BEARD is always running towards you!!!!!!!!
I am a beard, I drive all enemies crazy As soon as anyone sees me, I'm hysterical I'm not afraid of anyone, well, almost no one, but if it's serious, then almost everything My super beard never fails, it has a laser, food, and other wonders!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, Oh-oh-oh, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Failure, so what? My appearance is good for that!
