needmeow Ticket to Paradise (Escape from Hell)

Buy me a ticket straight to paradise,
I’ve had my fill of hell, no more surprise.
There’s no end to pain, no limit, no border,
Satan holds great power in this fiery quarter.

He torments every sinner without mercy,
And how I got here — still a mystery.
Perhaps the one who fills out the forms
Made a mistake — such is the norm.

Demons pierced me with their thorns a hundred times,
The executioner beheaded me again and again.
I didn’t give in, didn’t even cry out loud,
Yet my silent weeping echoed through the night shroud.

They tortured me and hurled me to the abyss,
Where mad dogs tore me limb from limb, remiss.
They chained me up, they whipped me without pity,
They strangled, beat me, trapped me in their grip tightly.

And my poor heart choked on its own blood,
For it could never comprehend, alas, why it should.