Текст песни
Hey girls, listen up, I’ve got a secret to share
How to spot a single man or a total nightmare
He pours the honey smoothly in your ears
Flowers and trinkets, he calms all your fears
But I’ll tell you straight, without any doubt
He’s got a wife, kids, and a house out of town
The single guy is quiet, careful and shy
Like a Buddhist monk watching life pass him by
You’ll grow old and grey while he tries to decide
Just give up on him, don’t take the ride
Oh, how can I choose and not make a mistake
I’m not in a hurry, I’ll take a long break
I’d rather stay single, just wait and see
Watching the world, keeping my heart free
I’m not waiting for a prince on a horse
I’m not being stubborn or picky, of course
I just want to find someone truly my own
A soul for a soul, not a king for a throne
The married guy risks nothing at all
If you say "No," he won't even fall
At home there is dinner, his bed is so warm
She’s waiting for him, safe from the storm
But the free man is terrified, shaking with fear
He’ll talk to himself till the truth is unclear
"What if she says Yes? Or what if it’s No?"
Oh God, he’s a wreck, he’s got nowhere to go
No one is waiting, the house is so flat
Well... maybe just his lonely old cat
Oh, how can I choose and not make a mistake
I’m not in a hurry, I’ll take a long break
I’d rather stay single, just wait and see
Watching the world, keeping my heart free
Just me and my cat
Actually, I’m fine with that