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There lived a dude, woke AF, enlightened
Straight outta China, the realest OG
To every question—wild, whack, or tightened—
He’d just flip the bird sky-high, yo, that’s his decree
Folks flocked from miles, like, “Yo, spill the tea!”
Askin’ dumb stuff “How to catch a cheatin’ spouse?”
Or “What’s crusted ‘neath the toilet bowl’s rim, G?”
Bro just raised his finger, no cap, no grouse
That Chinese middle finger, swear to God
Solved all life’s drama—BS, scams, and pain
“Y’all trippin’!” he’d vibe, “This world’s a fraud!”
But clout-chasers kept comin’ back again
‘Til one slick student, thinkin’ he’d grind
Copied the move—no depth, just a flex
Started chargin’ tourists, cash on the line
Turned Zen to a TikTok scam, what the hex?!
But the master ain’t dumb—he’s OG for a reason
“You wanna play? Bet Let’s slay this farce”
Snuck up, snip! Dropped the student’s finger, season
Two—no cap, left him shook, clutchin’ his carc
Student froze, scream-in’ “Yo, why the hate?!”
Master smirked “What’s real—you, me, Buddha’s grace?”
Dude, outta habit, raised his stump to debate…
Then sobbed “Aight, I’ll never hustle in your space!”
Student froze, scream-in’ “Yo, why the hate?!”
Master smirked “What’s real—you, me, Buddha’s grace?”
Dude, outta habit, raised his stump to debate…
Then sobbed “Aight, I’ll never hustle in your space!”
