Текст песни
Johnny was a lawyer he got a lotta cash
Was until one sucker shot him kill him dead;
Liquid information spilled outta Johnny’s head,
It was all about a lady who once used to be a man
Gale, a woman rather brutal, made many people sad
One day at the Crown—It was a local shed
Where Johnny was a regular, and respected man
Him and pretty Gale hung out in his local den
She meets a former colonel, some called him Stinky Zed;
Zed was always horny and never was content
Early in his childhood his grandpa done him bad
She was enjoying pool game when Zed sneaked from the back
Touching "him" in places while she had busy hands
It happened in a moment; cue landed on Zed's head
The soul from his body flew out in a sec
Homicide in public and Zed is in plastic bag
Clandestine agents eventually the found
The girl’s name is not real, she was not even ‘round
Some other bodies found, killer’s on the loose
Professor Steiner shouted he’s sure and got some clues
That Johnnie was an alien and no way this gonna end
Unless his body’s found the evil will not rest;
TV correspondents in psychedelic shoes
With multicolored mics stuck out in Stainer’s nose
Stainer’s ego is bursting he feels he is the boss
The whole thing is under his god damn control
Illuminated crowd insane at hearing the news
They dug out every casket from the graveyard by the zoo
Every box was empty there is not a single trace
Spooky weird feeling appeared on Steiner’s face
He looked up and around, sees the crowd is gone
Instead of people there’s a bunch of lizard-goats
He’s freaked out, he is frantic, he runs and craves for hope
Apocalyptic howl exploding from his throat
Ugly eerie creatures jump out from the sky
Such nothing has been seeing- demons materialize
