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Came into the café morn’
Maid was drunk and so forlorn
Hit the table with her head
Crash was heard three blocks ahead
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
Then she stumbled up to me
“Here’s your menu, boss,” said she
“Pour me wine,” I calmly pled
“No more wine,” was all she said
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
Mumbled nonsense in my ear
Checked the menu, hoped for beer
“Bring me booze,” I said anew
“There’s no booze,” she said, “for you”
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
I won’t speak
