Aivan Karade Why Is Dating So Hard Right Now?

Girls, you will not believe this He just asked if my aura is 'chemically compatible' with his crypto wallet Yeah, no, I'm staying I need to see how this ends

He wore a beanie to a five-star place
Got a lone wolf tattoo right near his face
Told me his attachment style is avoidant-chic
Says he hasn't felt an emotion since last week
He’s mansplaining the menu, it’s a beautiful wreck
He’s soft-launching his trauma while I’m scanning the check
I should call an Uber, I should run for the hills
But honestly, I’m thirsty for the way that it spills

My therapist is gonna need a raise next week
My nervous system’s basically playing hide-and-seek
But the girls in the chat are gonna eat this up
So pour another round in my plastic cup!

He’s a total mess, but he’s good for the story
Trading my peace for a little bit of glory
It’s a red flag summer, I’m ignoring the lot
I’m not looking for love, I’m dating for the plot

Now he’s talking 'bout his ex and her toxic traits
And how he’s currently optimizing all his dates
He uses ChatGPT just to write his texts
I’m collecting his red flags to see what's next
It’s not a situationship, it’s a comedy show
And I’m the lead director, deciding where we go
No butterflies, no sparks, no romantic dread
Just premium material for the thread

We used to cry over boys in the back of the bar
Now we rate the delusion from a one to five-star
I don’t want your heart, I don’t want your soul
I just want a viral anecdote before I get old!
[Guitars explode back in, maximum distortion]

He’s a total mess, but he’s good for the story
Trading my peace for a little bit of glory
It’s a red flag summer, I’m ignoring the lot
I’m not looking for love, I’m dating for the plot

He asked to split the tip with Seven crypto wallets I'm screaming Why is dating so hard these days?