Aivan Karade Why Am I So Obsessed With Wellness? Fiber-maxxing

Wake up at five, hit the pre-biotic glow
Got thirty-five grams of the roughage to go
Psyllium husk and the chia in the jar
I’m the most regular girl at the bar

My microbiome is a five-star hotel
But my mental health is a bit of a well
I’m tracking the enzymes, I’m checking the strain
But I forgot the name of the person on the train

Fermenting my cabbage, fermenting my thoughts
Connecting the lines and the probiotic dots
I’m optimized, I’m bio-balanced, I’m peak
Even if I haven't left the house in a week!

Gut health high but the mental is low
I’m fiber-maxxing everywhere I go
Got the seeds in the smoothie and the greens in the bowl
But I’m still looking for a piece of my soul

Twelve different powders in a shaker cup
I’m maxxing the stats while I’m breaking up
My colon is clean but my inbox is full
The world is a push and the fiber is a pull
Mom called twice, but the kraut’s nearly done
Optimization is the new kind of fun
If I eat enough flax, will I finally feel loved?
Or am I just processed and pushed and shoved?

FLAX SEED HEMP HEART
WHY AM I FALLING APART?
MAGNESIUM ASHWAGANDHA
I’M LITERALLY A SAD PANDA

Gut health high but the mental is low
I’m fiber-maxxing everywhere I go
Got the seeds in the smoothie and the greens in the bowl
But I’m still looking for a piece of my soul

Psyllium, chicory, inulin, oats
I’m regular
I’m so regular