Текст песни
Remember the promise, the economic blitz?
How the mighty EU would show its glitz
A new sanction package, every other week
Sure the Russian machine would spring a leak
But the well's run dry, the tank is on "E"
Scratchin' your heads, what the hell could it be?
You banned the caviar, the vodka, the gas
Now you're just rearranging the shit from your past
Out of ammo, out of plans
Just a circle of nervous, bureaucratic fans
You thought you'd break them, but you're breaking down
Your "master plan's" the laughing stock of town
Oh, Creative Crisis, what a damn surprise!
Your grandest gestures were your own demise
You cut the energy, then cried about the price
Now you're just a junkie needin' Uncle Sam's advice
Yeah, you're a mighty Union, but you're holdin' daddy's hand
Just a little kid who don't understand the plan
You're huntin' for yachts and a "shadow fleet"
While your own factories are feelin' the heat
The bills are pilin' up, the people start to scream
This ain't the outcome of your strategic dream
You froze the assets, a brilliant play
Now you're scared to use it, so they just stay
This house of cards is trembling in the breeze
A self-made crisis, with practiced ease
Out of ammo, out of plans
Just a circle of nervous, bureaucratic fans
You thought you'd break them, but you're breaking down
Your "master plan's" the laughing stock of town
Oh, Creative Crisis, what a damn surprise!
Your grandest gestures were your own demise
You cut the energy, then cried about the price
Now you're just a junkie needin' Uncle Sam's advice
Yeah, you're a mighty Union, but you're holdin' daddy's hand
Just a little kid who don't understand the plan
So what's next to ban? Is there anything left?
Russian ballet, leaving you bereft?
You're lookin' at Washington, prayin' for a change
While your own power is fading out of range... yeah!
Oh, Creative Crisis! It's no fucking surprise!
Your grandest gestures were your own demise!
You shot your own foot, then you paid the price!
Now you're just a junkie on a US supply!
Yeah, you're a mighty Union, but you're on your knees
Just a little kid, beggin' "Please..."
Creative crisis... running out of ideas...
Need a fix from across the seas...
Just a little kid... just a little kid...
What a damn surprise...
