Master Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the republic for which is stands
One nation under God indivisible
With liberty and justice for all

I pledge of allegiance to the shit
That runs the United States of America
And to this public which I can't stand
A doomed nation under god-damned government
Inexcusable with poverty and justice
For all you short-haired wimps